12/7/2023 0 Comments Dumb knock knock jokes![]() How many emo kids does it take to make a microwave burrito? Four. How many emo kids does it take to fix a lightbulb? One to fix it, and thousands to write a song about how the shattered pieces reflect their broken lives. How many emo kids does it take to drive a car? two, one with bangs over his right eye… and another with his bangs over his left eye. ![]() How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope. How do you exterminate all the emo’s? You don’t, Just wait till they cut wrong How can you tell it’s an emo guy hitting on you and not a regular dude? Instead of asking for your phone number, he asks for your poetry blog. An emo kid, a Jew, a Mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins? Society.ĭid you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!ĭrive an emo insane: Put ’em in a round room and tell them to go cry in the corner.Įmo is to music as Terrorism is to society.Įmo’s aren’t food products.
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